Roo & Sir Swipes-A-Lot

We live here. Mom just decorates it. We finally got our own page, and yes, it’s bigger than one card. #staytoxic

Meet the Management

Sir Swipes-A-Lot

Portuguese Water Dog · Age 3 · Thief & Stage-5 Clinger

I earned this name. Turn your back for one second and I’ll grab whatever you left behind, then prance right in front of you so you definitely see it. The chase is the whole point.

Known swipes: socks (his signature), a milk carton, a Christmas card, and one entire PB&J. I regret nothing.

Roo, a cream rescue Goldendoodle with crimped ears

Roo

Rescue Goldendoodle · Age 1 · 100% Bounce

Mom and Dad were looking for a buddy for Sir and found me through a local poodle rescue. My mom was a very pregnant Goldendoodle who had been sharing a backyard with a Goldendoodle and a Chihuahua. The rescue ran genetic tests on the whole litter. Goldendoodles, every one of us. The Chihuahua was cleared.

Yes, I look like a golden retriever: long snout, “alligator mouth,” crimpy ears, and a little curl behind them. My vet tested me too, and I’m 70% poodle. 🐩 Hmm. I’m also 100% sweet.

Our Favorites

Toys, gear, and treats personally tested by us. Very thoroughly. Some of them survived.

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Sir’s Rap Sheet 🚨

The evidence speaks for itself. Sir, through his attorney, declined to comment.

Sir Swipes-A-Lot with a stolen skeleton leg — **Exhibit A**A skeleton leg. Removed from the Halloween display. The rest of the skeleton remains at large.

Sir Swipes-A-Lot with a stolen witch hat — **Exhibit B**A witch hat. He says it was a costume. It was not.

Sir Swipes-A-Lot with a stolen disco ball — **Exhibit C**One disco ball. He wanted the party to come with him.

Sir Swipes-A-Lot with a stolen milk carton — **Exhibit D**The milk carton. Intent: questionable.

Sir Swipes-A-Lot with a stolen loaf of bread — **Exhibit E**Bread. Carb-loading for the next job.

Sir Swipes-A-Lot with a stolen bow — **Exhibit F**A bow. Mom was using that.

Sir Swipes-A-Lot with a stolen Christmas card — **Exhibit G**A Christmas card. He did not read it first.

Sir Swipes-A-Lot with a stolen umbrella — **Exhibit H**An umbrella. In Arizona. He’s planning ahead.

Desert Dogs

Coming soon: dog-friendly décor that survives us, pet-proof fabrics, and how we made the backyard ours. Mom says “within reason.” We’ll see.

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